Townhouse Torture

Do you ever get into those moods where you just do something even though you know its going to make you feel really bad — like eating a Krispy Kreme while reading Vogue, or walking past the Louboutin store when your credit card bill is overdue..

Yeah. That would be me looking at multi-million dollar NYC townhouse listings on real estate websites. And because now I feel terrible, I’m going to do the only thing to make me feel better. That’s right… make you feel bad too.

Behold: Carnegie Hill Townhouse of my dreams.

All mine for only $26 million. If you’re in the market, check out the listing at Corcoran.